Troll!Reader x Mituna: A Very Captor Christmas

    You remember your first kiss like it was yesterday, and that is probably because it was. You and Mituna had been very good friends for sweeps, and even after he and Mitula broke up, you never had the guts to tell him that you had a flush-crush on him. Of course, you knew he had one on you too, but neither of you knew what to do about it. Whatever relationship you two were meant to have, it was not going to be a normal one. It was going to be a relationship completely designed to work for you and Mituna, and neither of you knew exactly what the terms of that relationship were. So, you decided to go-with-the-flow, and hope that it all worked out between you and the sweet, fluffy-headed Gemini.

    “MERRY TWELFTH PERIGEE DOUCHES!” Karkat exclaimed as Terezi slammed open your door with a cackle, holding it open for him as he walked in carrying a mountain of grub-sauce cakes.

    You giggled and ran over to help him,”Hello to you too Karkat. Those look delicious! Did you make them yourself?”

    Karkat blushed a deep red, “Er, yeah...although Terezi did help out a bit.”

    “I decorated the red ones, because he wouldn't do it,” Terezi explained as she shut your door.

    “What the hell is that supposed to mean?” Karkat grumbled, carrying the cakes into your sustenance block.

    You smiled and shook your head, glancing around your hive quickly to check and see if it was still presentable. You had Twelfth Perigee decorations all over your hive, including some...what was it again? Oh yes! Tinsel! Dave had insisted that you decorate with tinsel, and although you had some difficulty untangling it you had successfully decorated your tree with it. Your tree was too small to hold all of the tinsel that he had alchemized for you, so you did what any reasonable person would do and you stapled it to the wall in one heap. You really hoped that it was an appropriate use of tinsel.

    You were excited for your Perigee party to start, especially since everyone had promised to behave and get along. You had even convinced Kankri to join, even though Karkat was not too pleased about it. You absolutely loved Twelfth Perigee, and you were also excited to see what the humans did during their...Chrismation? Was that it? You honestly could not remember.

    Not long after Karkat and Terezi had arrived, everyone else began to pile on in. Soon, nearly everyone you knew was there, and everyone seemed to be having a good time. Even Gamzee was behaving, which was good since you honestly did not want to deal with his juggalo nonsense. However, you began looking around after a while when you noticed your favorite Captor was not there. You saw Latula a few feet away, talking to Terezi excitedly about something.

    “Hey Latula?” you spoke. “Sorry to interrupt, but have you seen Mituna anywhere?”

    Latula glanced around, “Last I saw him was earlier today, and he was pretty excited about the party. I'm sure he'll be here soon, he probably just had problems with his helmet again. Kurloz is with him, so I'm sure he's fine.”

    You nodded, “Alright, thanks.”

    “No prob, dude,” she said with a wink and a thumbs up.

    You walked around your hive, about to go glance out of your windows when you were stopped by Kankri.

    “Good evening _____, might I compliment you on a fantastic decorating job?” he said with a smile.

    You smiled back, but continued glancing around the room, “Thanks Kankri, that means a lot!”

    “Are you looking for someone? Oh! Did I interrupt you when you are trying to do something important? I'm terribly sorry, I hope I did not trigger you!” Kankri exclaimed, wringing his hands nervously.

    “No no, it's fine, I was just looking for Mituna, that's all,” you said simply.

    “Oh, well then you should know that he and Kurloz just walking through the front door,” Kankri commented with a smile. “I assume you wish to converse with him, so I shall take my leave.”

    You smiled, “Alright, talk to you later Kankri.”

    “You too,____,” Kankri spoke before walking away, and then with a loud gasp reprimanding Cronus for trying to light a cigarette in your house without permission.

    You walked over to Kurloz and Mituna with a wide smile, “Oh good, I was worried you both weren't going to make it! We haven't opened gifts yet, so don't worry about that.”

    Kurloz nodded and signed at you with a smile, “Sorry, Mituna was having issues finding what he wanted to wear.”

    “I w-wath not!” Mituna pouted.

    “It's alright, you're only a few minutes late.” .You giggled, “Well come on, there's plenty of food! Jane even made holiday cookies, and they are absolutely delicious! Oh, and Kurloz, the straws are in the drawer next to the hunger-trunk.”

    Kurloz nodded and walked off to the straws, as Mituna stood beside you.

    “You look very nice tonight, Tuna,” you said with a smile.

    He was wearing a yellow sweater, much like Kankri's red one, except his had a large bee on the front. He blushed at your comment, and scratched his head underneath his helmet.

    “T-thankth...” he said before shoving his present into your arms frantically. “Uh, merry tTwelvth p-perigee!”

    You smiled and took the gift, “Merry Twelvth Perigee Tuna.”

    You took his hand and led him over into the group of friends in your rumpusblock, and with a wide smile you said, “Alright! Let's open presents!”

    Everyone quickly sat down in random spots, as you and Kankri began handing out everyone's addressed gifts from under your tree. After you had handed out all of the gifts, you sat down beside Mituna on the floor by your heatingcube. Everyone began going around in a circle, opening one present at a time, until all of the presents had been opened. Some of the gifts were funny, some were meaningful, and for the most part nobody got their feelings hurt. Well, except for Cronus when Eridan gave him a broken Grease DVD, glued with something called “Magic Glue”.

    All in all, it was a good party. After another hour or so of talking, hanging out, and binging on holiday foods, everyone began to exit your hive. As you said goodbye to Karkat and Terezi as they left with all of their gifts, you turned around and saw that Mituna was still sitting down by your heatingcube.

    “Did you have a good time, Tuna?” you asked sweetly.

    He looked up at you with a smile and nodded, “Yeth, it wath totally rad!”

    You giggled, “Okay, good. Well, you are more than welcome to stay here, but I'm going to start cleaning up.”

    Mituna nodded, “No, it'th okay...I-I'll go back home. But, I have thomething for you firtht!”

    You nodded, helping him stand up, “What?”

    Mituna reached into his pants pocket, and pulled out a small yellow box, “H-here...”

    You took the box gently, and opened it up. When you saw the contents, you couldn't help but smile widely. You pulled out a little handmaid bracelet with little yellow and back beads, and a little note that said “20RRY 7H12 2UCK2”.

    ou leaned up and kissed Mituna on the cheek, “Thank you Mituna, this is very sweet of you! You must have spent such a long time on it!”

    “Eh...n-not really...” he muttered, turning yellow from embarassment.

    “How long did it take you?” you asked curiously.

    “U-uh...a month...I think...” he said slowly. “I don't...I d-don't remember.”

    “A month! Goodness, you didn't have to spend so much time making something for me!” you said with a wide smile, your heart touched by the simple gift.

    “Yeth I do! I thould have thpent an entire thweep on it! You detherve thomething better!” Mituna exclaimed frantically, waving his arms around himself, nearly losing his balance.

    You grabbed both of his hands with a laugh, “I see, well no matter. Now I have to give you one more present, so we can be even!”

    “But you th-thould have m-more-”

    “Mituna.” you said taking off his helmet and looking him in the eyes. “The two of us, should both have two presents.”

    Mituna stood there for a good half a minute before his mouth widened into a grin and his eyes opened completely in excitement, “Oh, yeth!”

    You pretended to think of what to get him for a moment, before smiling and giving him a small kiss. Mituna grabbed onto you tightly, holding you in his arms as you began to laugh while kissing him. He kept holding you even as you pulled away, and you wrapped your arms around him in a tight hug.

    “Merry Twelfth Perigee Mituna,” you said with a smile and a blush.

    “Merry Twelfth Perigee,” he replied, kissing your cheek sloppily. “Hey, I heard Cronuth thay that it'th good luck to get laid on a Perigee.”

    “Mituna!” you exclaimed, your mouth wide in a disbelieving smile, as you whacked him gently on the arm.