Sollux x Chubby!Reader - You're Thoft

You knocked on the door to Sollux's hive before opening the door. You were one of the few people that Sollux allowed to barge into his room, although it was at your own risk. When he was in a good mood he never really minded that you would pay him a visit, but whenever he was in a bad mood he would growl at you and ask you what you wanted. He never made you leave, though, like he would any one else (besides Karkat).

You walked in with a hot cup of cameowmeow tea with some honey to sweeten it (or more like a cup of honey and some tea for flavor). You had heard from Karkat earlier that day that Sollux seemed to be doing nothing but code and hack things lately, which you had also begun to notice yourself. You let out a frustrated sigh when you saw Sollux hunched over his husktop, typing away furiously with both his fingers and his psionics. He did not even notice you had come in, and instead continued to stare at the coding on his screen.

"Sollux," you said simply.

"What?" he asked, still typing.

"I made you some tea," you said.

"Thankth," he muttered, still typing.

You folded your arms after setting down the cup, "Sollux, could you stop for a moment?"

"Nope," he said.

You huffed in frustration. It was going to be one of those days... You crinkled your nose as you caught a whiff of something unpleasant, and you began to follow the scent to get rid of it. Your nose met fabric, and you made a disgusted face before glancing up and finding a pair of dual-colored eyes watching you. Sollux raised an eyebrow, and your face turned red as you pulled away quickly.

"You stink," you said simply. "How long have you been sitting here?"

Sollux shrugged, "Dunno, what day ith it?"

"Thursday," you said.

Sollux grinned, "Yeth! A new record! I've been coding for eight straight dayth, nonthtop."

"Eight?!" you gasped. "Sollux, have you eaten anything since then?"

"No," he admitted.

You stared at him with a hard gaze before reaching down and grabbing the front of shirt, and hauling him out of his chair, "That's it. You are eating something, and then you are taking a shower, because you smell worse than Gamzee."

You gagged as Sollux's body odor hit your scent-nub once again, "Nevermind. You are taking a shower now, WHILE I make you food. Now go."

You shoved Sollux to the bathroom and then walked out into the kitchen to get him something to eat.

You supposed it was slightly hypocritical of you to judge him for not eating anything, when you yourself had not eaten since the day before. But in your defense, you were cleaning your hive and doing laundry. You glanced down at your slight stomach chub, and grimaced. You were by no means fat, but for some reason you just couldn't get rid of your stupid pudgy stomach. You really didn't eat a lot and you never had, you had just always been chubbier than most. At least the troll shirt that Kanaya had made you was big enough that it covered that up (by your request). Sollux hated your shirt, and you could never figure out why. It looked exactly like his, except the sign was pacman instead of gemini.

You sighed and pulled out some random vegetables and chicken, deciding to make some sort of stew. You were a good cook, and could just throw ingredients in a pan and have it turn out alright. You smirked as you saw bottles of honey on the top shelf of a cabinet, and you figured you could throw that in as well. It was Sollux, after all.

You had been stirring around the vegetables, chicken, honey, and spices in a pan for about fifteen minutes when you felt a pair of arms wrap around you from behind. You stiffened up immediately, hating it when people did that. You didn't mind being held, in fact you loved it, but you knew that whoever it was could feel your stomach fat and you grew self-conscious. You heard the person sniff deeply and sigh happily.

"That thmellth good," you heard Sollux say as he rested his head on the top of yours.

"Thanks," you said. "Now get off."

"No," Sollux said with a smirk.

"Sollux, get off," you repeated with a frown.

"Nu-uh," he said. "You're thoft."

Your eyes widened to the size of golf balls, and you whipped around with a hurt expression. You knew he probably thought you were fat, but you never thought he would say it out loud. Sure he was a jerk (a lot), but he had always been nice to you. Your sadness quickly turned to aggravation, and you glared at him.

"Look, I get it, I'm fat," you growled. "You don't have to point it out just because I'm making you eat something. If you think that I eat like a pig or something and think that everyone else should too, you'd be wrong. I'm just worried about you, because you never take care of yourself. But go ahead, keep telling me about my clothes size, jerk."

Sollux was silent during your rant, and backed away slightly. You turned back to the food with an angry huff, and stirred it furiously.

Then you heard it.

He was laughing.

He wasn't doing that snickering noise that he did whenever he thought someone was acting like a doofus, or that spitting noise whenever he was making fun of someone. He was full-out laughing, with geeky-snorts and all. It actually might have been cute if you weren't so angry.

"Are you laughing at me?!" you demanded, pointing at him with the wooden spoon you held.

"Yeth," he said while wiping a tear from his eye.

You grit your teeth and before you lashed out at him, you turned back to the food. Your throat choked up, and if you hadn't been starving you might have just thrown the food all over him. Then you felt his arms wrap around you once again, and he nuzzled his cheek against yours. That was not usual behavior for him, that was something that you had seen matesprits or moirails do.

"I wathn't calling you fat," he said softly with a chuckle. "I thaid you were thoft, which ith completely different. You're thmaller than Terezi, and the'th not fat."

"She's toned though, so it doesn't matter," you matter. "And don't call me soft."

"But you are," he said with a smile. "And that'th one of the reathonth that I like you tho much. You're so cuddly."

You stiffened a little and you turned to him. His face was a little yellow from blushing, and you felt your own cheeks turn red.

"But why? It's not very attractive..." you said.

"Yeth it ith," he said simply. "It meanth that you're healthy, and actually, if it weren't for you I'd probably be dead from malnutrition. Look at me, I'm nothing but boneth, and you're not. You're the only perthon I've ever wanted to cuddle before, which ith kind of embarrathing."

"But it's cute," you said with a smile, before your eyes widened and you blushed furiously from embarrassment. "Forget I said that."

Sollux smirked, "Oh no, you admitted it. You like the Captor."

You growled at him as best as you could with your human vocal chords, and he growled back teasingly. You glared at him and growled louder, your throat getting sore.

"You can't growl," he snickered. "Pitiful human."

"I can too!" you growled again, your voice going flat from over-straining it.

Sollux growled menacingly, and you felt a chill run down your spine. Your hands shook and you averted your gaze quickly, finding the stew incredibly interesting. You heard Sollux chuckle again, grabbing your chin and turning your face to look at him.

"You can't growl any better than Karkat can code," he said with a smirk.

You huffed, "Shut up or I'll eat your share of food."

Sollux shrugged and wrapped his arms around you again, and you leaned back into him as you stirred the food.

"You know, I'd let you hug me more if you'd remember to take showers," you commented, noticing that he smelled nice.

"I can do that, but only if you become my matesprit," he said.

You blushed and turned to him, "Only if you become mine."

Sollux nodded and nuzzled your cheek again as you continued stirring the food, watching it carefully.

"Ith the food done yet?"

"Yeah," you said, scooping the contents into two bowls.

Sollux reached down to take a bowl, but you stopped him with a grin.

"Where's my thank you?" you demanded.

He smirked and tilted your chin up, leaning down at pressing his lips against yours softly. You felt his overlarge fangs on your lips, but you was careful not to cut you. He pulled away and kissed your cheek quickly.

"Thank you," he said, then grabbed a bowl and plopped down in a chair to eat.

You rolled your eyes with a smile, and took your own bowl to eat.

Sollux was definitely a jerk, but he was your jerk.